I really need to pay more attention to that gut feeling… You know, the one that says “It’s gonna rain, you idiot! Get off your bicycle!”
Accidentally forgot to wear black pants; wore khakis by mistake. Whoops. NOW I’LL GO HOME AND CHANGE
I will undertake a feat akin to Prison Break… Tattooing an intricate map of chemical reactions and electrophilic additions onto my body…
So our library has a sixteen-year-old copy of French Scrabble that remained unopened.. UNTIL NOW…