A photo of me wearing a blue blazer and pocket square while on a horse, looking quite dapper.

David Celis

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I checked in at Tulip Shop Tavern / Portland / OR

I checked in at pFriem Family Brewers / Milwaukie / OR

hearing disturbing reports of fentanyl-laced skooma coming out of Cyrodiil as cartels take advantage of chaos in the wake of the emperor’s assassination. with the Imperial Guard stretched thin, advocacy groups are trying to ensure affected communities have access to life-saving drugs like Narcan.

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pizza night!

  1. fiddleheads, shaved asparagus, mozz, fresh sorrel, pesto
  2. morels, mozz, sour cream, black pepper, arugula microgreens
  3. paneer tikka masala, mozz, fresh cilantro
  4. margherampa (margherita with ramps)
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we went from a month of Earth Day conservation content to “let’s mine the fucking seabed” in three days

NOAA (@noaa.gov) on Bluesky: "minerals are currently sitting atop the sea floor, waiting to be scooped up and processed"

These minerals are currently sitting atop the sea floor, waiting to be scooped up and processed. Through #NOAA’s mapping tech and licensing abilities, we are helping industry leaders find, collect and bring back these minerals to benefit the #USA & domestic manufacturing.

bsky.app

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I checked in at Wooden Shoe Tulip Farm / Woodburn / OR

checkin’ out the last vestiges of the Tulip Festival

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i managed to nab a Nintendo Switch 2 last night but the case options are still sooo boring. why is everything black?? where are the cute case preorders???

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first time making biscuits! they were pretty uneven and some half their top half falling completely over but they got layers and have a really nice sourdough flavor!

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my partner heard me playing “Assassins Creed: Shadows” and said Yasuke sounds like a Japanese Bob Burger and unfortunately i have not been able to unhear it

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do any of my followers build workflow apps for Slack? if so, could you share one of your old trigger URLs so i can see what the format is? they clearly validate it based on their Block Kit Builder but their docs don’t have a single example that isn’t truncated in some way

I checked in at Tiny Bubble Room / Portland / OR