the last friend in a group chat with one Android user finally updated their phone to iOS 18 so we could start taking advantage of RCS earlier this week. since then, all of our iPhones have split the conversation multiple times. i now have FOUR separate text threads. how does one even fix this
Discord permissions are variable-length integer bitmasks? that’s gotta be one of the most ridiculous things ever devised by compsci nerds
i’m looking into gyms and find one i might wanna try. their website locks membership prices behind a form. annoying, but i fill it out. it asks me for a one-time code that’ll be texted to me. i don’t get one. what i DO get is an immediate sales email, text, AND phone call, all from the same guy
ME: oh wow, the moon is still out!
PARTNER: immediately looks at the moon
ME: wait, how did you know exactly where the moon is?
PARTNER: I’m a woman
i’m really enjoying Veilguard so far, but… why’s the goal of every other quest literally “someone is doing a ritual! stop them!”
i made tofu & paneer tikka masala and it was so good that i ate too much
There’s a lot of discourse about CEOs/billionaires right now, so here’s your perennial reminder that there are only two ways to become a billionaire:
- Exploit the labor of people who helped you achieve enough success to hoard massive amounts of wealth
- Inherit wealth from someone who did that
just heard someone pronounce quixotic as “kwik-SAW-tik” and i was devastated when i looked it up and saw that’s correct. what the fuck
i think we should have an english word for gnocchi. i propose potadough
i love getting 500s on GitHub while the status page is green
so, that “Unsubscribe” button that some mail apps show when you get mailing list emails with a List-ID header… that doesn’t really work, does it? because it seems like it never really works
just scrolled past a post about who won The Great British Bake-Off but i hadn’t watched the finale yet 😭
just loaded my website and i had forgotten that i set it up to go christmas mode as soon as we hit december
elon musk posting “How much is Hasbro?” does not mean he’s considering buying Hasbro. i am begging you people to stop treating every inane tweet like it’s real news
its almost thanksgiven which means its time to make the smoky jalapeño cranberry sauce that i will make every year until i die
just saw four wild turkeys crossing the road. don’t they know how unsafe it is for turkeykind to be out and about right now