git checkout -b oauth-more-like-o-no-auth
the last time i worked in an office was ten years ago, in the infancy of my career, at New Relic. all of engineering was maybe 40 people, but 2.5 years later when i left, there were a few hundred of us. we worked together, ate lunch together, went on coffee walks together… there wasn’t any of that “we’re a family” bullshit, but we were all friends. i don’t think i’d ever want to give up the option of remote work, but my sense of community has only dwindled since then. i really, really miss it.
picked up a bottle of cherry blossom liqueur from a local distillery and made the gimlet they recommended 🌸🥰🌸
love to live in a society where a company’s stock jumps nearly 30% after laying off 20% of their workforce
may git blame be forever cursed with my name 🙏
JFK ✈️ PDX
its 4:20 on 4/20
just watched this bartender tell a dude “if you’re not gonna tip me again, i’m not gonna serve you anymore.” what a legend
imagine writing software that is universally beloved. software that is unambiguously ethical.
imagine writing software for toto toilets and bidets. and then ask yourself: what are the rest of us doing with our lives?
NYC cyclists terrify me. the chaotic energy is far too powerful for me
guess i picked the wrong day to visit The Whitney; two of their main exhibits are still member only previews 😭
i was just about to tap my phone to an MTA turnstile when i hear a “hey”; looked up and four people dressed as mario, luigi, peach, and a banana peel were holding the emergency exit open so i just walked in 💀
ok so… wednesday is power washing day in NYC i guess?
i haven’t been to NYC since 2016, but it smells just the same as i left it 😌
La Cabra officially has my favorite branded coffee cup
PDX ✈️ JFK
does this count as hoarding
i’ve been listening to a mix of lofi hiphop and PDX air traffic control radio for the last hour and it is smooth AF. why does this work so well??? i love it https://lofiatc.com/?icao=KPDX
i truly believe that the 🤣 emoji will never recover from Elon’s cringy posts
i really don’t appreciate this copy change from GitHub. i’d rather just lose my blue check entirely than have people think that i subscribe to GitHub Pro
