I am a reverse ectotherm with the incredible ability to feel warm when it’s cold and cold when it’s warm and colder inside with a jacket on.
Halloween Horror Nights: the only place to receive your Full-Body Glaucoma Test!
I think Palin was prepared for the debate (when I say she was prepared, I mean she probably prepared by drinking martinis and sea breezes).
Honestly? You targeted Muxtape and you’re forcing him to completely redesign the functionality of the website? Fuck you, RIAA.
Why do people perpetuate this ridiculous obsession with hating change? Stop complaining about the new fucking Facebook.
Waking up at 8AM when you don’t have class that day is transcended only by the experience of realizing that your planned work hours are gone
Getting paid to play Diablo II is something that some people would call a “pretty sweet deal.” I am one of these people.
I can now say I fully comprehend the ridiculous amount of paperwork involved in getting a job. It’s ridiculous like a cat with bad grammar.
Thus it was decreed that baking day would hereby cease. Whilst delicious food was had by all, all things must come to an end. Even pastries.
About to once again brave the treacherous skies in a magical, flying Pringles can.