I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR
so, i bent over to put a heavy coffee machine down while i opened my car and favorite pants tore completely open #rip #literally
I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR
Me: looks out window at hail storm
Dark Sky: No precipitation.
Hail: Your phone is right… Come outside…
refreshes GitHub
searches twitter for GitHub nav bar
cackles
I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR
There’s a $100 bill in my wallet and i seriously have no recollection as to how it got there
my birthday is on a wednesday this year? that’s bullshit. i wanna talk to god this is fucken bullshit
I checked in at Kachka / Portland / OR
Spying on the US government for Russia
I checked in at Bit House Collective / Portland / OR
Whenever you need new followers, just tweet about growth hacking. I am a growth hacker! #GrowthHacking #IAmAGrowthHacker #Hax #GrowthRemoval
unsurprisingly, @realDonaldTrump is a loser https://twitter.com/business/status/829830675733831682
I checked in at Water Avenue Coffee Company / Portland / OR