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David Celis

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ME: i guess i’ll distract myself with some “Metaphor: ReFantazio”

METAPHOR: I am literally about various tyrants trying to rig/overthrow a process to democratically elect a new ruler in a country that is deeply divided by racism.

ME: hmmm

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people who log on after elections and start suggesting west coast secession are just deeply unserious. California on its own is the fifth biggest economy in the entire WORLD. do you people honestly believe the federal government and its military apparatus would just let it secede?

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I checked in at P's & Q's Market / Portland / OR

We’re only three days away from the election, and after very careful analysis of early voting data, I’m ready to make my prediction. Vice President Kamala Harris will win the state of Oregon

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I checked in at Breakside Brewery / Portland / OR

I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR

I checked in at Roseline Coffee / Portland / OR