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David Celis

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i’m glad more people are leaving X/Twitter, but i’m gonna be real: it’s TOO LATE. the political project succeeded. y’all had TWO YEARS to leave Twitter but you waited until Trump got re-elected. better late than never i GUESS???

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I checked in at Breakside Brewery / Portland / OR

I checked in at Akizawa Japanese Bistro / Portland / OR

can’t believe i had no idea this gem was here! super traditional japanese izakaya focused on sushi and sashimi

A small bowl of thinly sliced pickled persimmon and daikon radish with grated yuzu and crushed nuts
A small bowl of chawanmushi with matsutake mushroom, ikura, and mizuna
An assortment of nigiri: bluefin tuna, amberjack, yellow jack, salmon, sea eel, sweet shrimp, and sea urchin
A deep fried shrimp head and small wedge of lemon on a plate
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I checked in at The Vern / Portland / OR

ME: i guess i’ll distract myself with some “Metaphor: ReFantazio”

METAPHOR: I am literally about various tyrants trying to rig/overthrow a process to democratically elect a new ruler in a country that is deeply divided by racism.

ME: hmmm

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people who log on after elections and start suggesting west coast secession are just deeply unserious. California on its own is the fifth biggest economy in the entire WORLD. do you people honestly believe the federal government and its military apparatus would just let it secede?

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I checked in at Northport / Portland / OR

I checked in at Mayfly Taproom & Bottle Shop / Portland / OR

I checked in at P's & Q's Market / Portland / OR

We’re only three days away from the election, and after very careful analysis of early voting data, I’m ready to make my prediction. Vice President Kamala Harris will win the state of Oregon

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I checked in at Breakside Brewery / Portland / OR

I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR