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David Celis

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holy shit it finally merged! we’re closer than ever to making Mastodon’s Reply Guy problem a little less awful

Add Fetch All Replies Part 1: Backend by sneakers-the-rat · Pull Request #32615 · mastodon/mastodon

Fix: #9409 Fix: #14017 Fix: #18150 Original PR Here: NeuromatchAcademy#44 Further description here: NeuromatchAcademy#43 I've never made a PR for upstream before, so forgive me if i&#39...

github.com

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someone hit a button in the pharmacy and then “CUSTOMER SERVICE NEEDED IN THE DEODORANT DEPARTMENT” blared over the store speakers, like y’all did not need to get that specific 😭

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I checked in at Breakside Brewery / Portland / OR

i just watched Dial of Destiny and it was fun but i have a couple of thoughts:

  1. the de-aging shit that Disney has been doing with Star Wars and now Indiana Jones is awful and it must stop
  2. i enjoy a Wilhelm Scream but it should be illegal to use it more than once in the same film
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turning a big dial taht says “Tariffs” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.

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what an absolute LEGEND

A Student Used AI to Beat Amazon’s Brutal Technical Interview. He Got an Offer and Someone Tattled to His University

Roy Lee built an AI system that bypasses FAANG's brutal technical interviews and says that the work of most programmers will be obsolete in two years.

gizmodo.com

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I checked in at Podnah's Pit Barbecue / Portland / OR

“sloppy cho.” chorizo, queso, refried black beans, cilantro, and onion (no way am i gonna pick this up with my hands lol)

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I checked in at Breakside Brewery / Portland / OR

I checked in at Breakside Brewery / Portland / OR

i just learned that Bluesky at some point started requiring posts from the API to specify an aspectRatio for all images and… come on. i’ve literally never had to do this for any other platform, not even photo-driven ones like instagram. why does this API/protocol have to be so unfriendly

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Avowed may’ve been a bit of a letdown, but now i’m back on Indiana Jones and the Great Circle now that it’s had a few stability patches and it’s so good. it truly does feel like being immersed in an extra long Indiana Jones flick.

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