Strawberry shortcake without whipped cream… I swear this has got to be some kind of fucking crime
What the fuck. I just bought two cups of cream half a week ago, and it’s already gone. I didn’t even fucking open it, let alone use any
What the he’ll is with all the limos driving around? Is it freaking high school homecoming or something?
Omg I have a HILARIOUS IDEA. Let’s walk down the hallways and ring doorbells! And leave an open can of beer outside one door! LOL COLLEGE!!!
Personality psych test reminded me of high school physics… Long story. Well, longer than 140 characters anyway
Buttermilk is never for drinking. Buttermilk is never for drinking. Buttermilk is never for drinking. Buttermilk is NEVER. FOR DRINKING.
Facebook is now even MORE of a bloated Twitter! Tagging people in wall posts by doing @ and their name? Hmmm, sounds REAL FAMILIAR
@kparkpar Or is $11.00 the amount I paid and $15.00 the amount YOU paid!? Did you get charged, or did they bill both on MY card?
@kparkpar Ciccio’s charged me twice for some reason. Once for $15.00 (the amount I paid) and once for $11.00. I can’t dispute it, no receipt
@afireinwinter For wool, the short peacoat. If it were more the material a trench coat were made out of, I’d say a topcoat. But not wool.
Dear ragweed,
Kindly spontaneously combust and never grow back. I hope you go extinct.
Love,
David
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