just saw a frat boy walk by wearing a pink tie over a baby blue button-up shirt, and some weird headband. blegh
@threadless Zip-up, less effort and time to put it on :p. Oh, and no messed up hair afterwords. Unless you wanted it messed up.
Strawberry shortcake without whipped cream… I swear this has got to be some kind of fucking crime
What the fuck. I just bought two cups of cream half a week ago, and it’s already gone. I didn’t even fucking open it, let alone use any
What the he’ll is with all the limos driving around? Is it freaking high school homecoming or something?
Omg I have a HILARIOUS IDEA. Let’s walk down the hallways and ring doorbells! And leave an open can of beer outside one door! LOL COLLEGE!!!
Personality psych test reminded me of high school physics… Long story. Well, longer than 140 characters anyway
Buttermilk is never for drinking. Buttermilk is never for drinking. Buttermilk is never for drinking. Buttermilk is NEVER. FOR DRINKING.
Facebook is now even MORE of a bloated Twitter! Tagging people in wall posts by doing @ and their name? Hmmm, sounds REAL FAMILIAR