1000 tweets already? By now I hoped I’d have devised some sort of dastardly scheme to get @feliciaday to follow me back. Maybe at the 2000th
Guess who I’m not going to tweet about because EVERYBODY ELSE IS? Right: Michael Jackson and Billy Mays.
… Oh, shit.
So this is what happens when I forget to brush/comb my hair in the morning… http://twitpic.com/8p24w
What are we gonna have for lunch today, David? The same thing we have for lunch every day, David… DISSOCIATIVE ID. MED– er, turkey burgers
Dear housemate: please don’t tell me you’re allergic to chocolate when I offer you some to be nice, and then make fudge for yourself.