Forgot to do the biology assignment for today. Joy! Good thing there are a ton of little assignments in this class so it won’t hurt me much
Saw fried chicken in the fridge, but was filled with sadness when he saw his room mate’s name on it. What am I gonna do for dinner!?
This computer I am working on has accumulated TWO THOUSAND viruses. 2,138 viruses. None of them ever got deleted. WTF is wrong with people!?