Back at school, with two new roommates: a spice grinder and a blender! Now trying to help Melissa move out of a locked building.
Texas Roadhouse was pretty good, but I don’t think I would order it again… Er… I mean go there again.
FYI: Apollo Beach is entirely underwhelming. But the manatees were cool. Like an evolutionary practical joke. Hoho
Just passed a house on the highway completely covered in buoys. Even his Christmas tree. SOMEBODY’S ready for the Flood!
In other news, I just remembered that I left my mug half full of coffee on the counter… RIP, my sweet, delicious cappucino…
Looks like today’s plans include the usual and completely expected journey to the natural habitat of the Manatees. The electric power plant.
I guess movies on AMC are terrible. This horror flick is on par with a sci-fi original… Yeesh…
Woke up to “I’m going to teach you how to make habanero-orange ale” instead of “Happy new year.” Interesting. . .
SUP DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE THE CHAIN RULE SO WE PUT A FUNCTION IN YOU FUNCTION SO YOU CAN DERIVE WHILE YOU DERIVE
Just realized that I have forgotten to open Twitter for the past, like, two days or something. And what do I see? A MILLION UNREAD TWEETS…
It’s interesting that I woke up from a dream not because of the repeated stabbing, but because of later being attacked by common house cats.