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David Celis

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people who log on after elections and start suggesting west coast secession are just deeply unserious. California on its own is the fifth biggest economy in the entire WORLD. do you people honestly believe the federal government and its military apparatus would just let it secede?

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We’re only three days away from the election, and after very careful analysis of early voting data, I’m ready to make my prediction. Vice President Kamala Harris will win the state of Oregon

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Arizona USPS boxes last week, Portland ballot boxes this week. Definitely vote early, but also track your ballot! The city can tell you if they’ve received it or not and you can request a new one if necessary. People out there want to silence you; don’t let them!

Ballot drop boxes in Vancouver and Portland targeted by arson this morning, hundreds of ballots damaged

Ballot drop boxes in Vancouver and Portland were targeted by arson this morning.

columbian.com

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