I checked in at Cafe Olli / Portland / OR
sure it took me a month, but a late birthday dinner is better than no birthday dinner 😌
i’ve become so good at my job that i now fix bugs purely by accident. maybe by next year i’ll be able to fix bugs while i’m completely unconscious
ME [IN CHAPTER 4 OF FF7 REBIRTH]: dunno why people are complaining about the minigames, they don’t seem too bad?
ME [IN CHAPTER 10 OF FF7 REBIRTH]: o bahamut! release me from this everlasting torment!
I checked in at Tough Luck / Portland / OR
these HarBQ popups really don’t disappoint 😳
i wish RPGs wouldn’t do that thing where they temporarily remove some team members and force a specific party makeup. i don’t want to play as Aerith. i don’t know how
I checked in at The BeerMongers / Portland / OR
happy 4/20 from me, my texas bbq brisket chili dog, and my loaded fries
I checked in at Baby Doll Pizza / Portland / OR
pizza week stop 3… chicken shawarma pizza 😍🍕
you’ve tried Buying Dumb Domain Names… but have you ever tried Having Your Employer Buy Dumb Domain Names For You???
I checked in at Scottie's Pizza Parlor NW / Portland / OR
putting carbs on other carbs is perfectly natural and beautiful
I checked in at Wilder / Portland / OR
think i gotta make this place my “Sunday Night Out With a Book” ritual
I checked in at Pittock Mansion / Portland / OR
i don’t think i’ve been up here since The Before Times
