are people really surprised about In-N-Out? they print bible verses on their cups and burger pouches for crying out loud
my whole family’s apparently telling each other that they’re worried about me, but not telling ME they’re worried about me, and i’m just over here like
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i’m so anxious about ruining shirts that i’ve started to have nightmares about dropping food on myself and getting oil spots
i get unreasonably paranoid every time i see a subtweet that could even remotely be about me
lol read the room, @TwitterDev https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1034579122507448320
i just got 99 push notifications from the Toot! app beta in rapid succession and then my apple watch crashed 😂
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the UX for direct messages on Mastodon is so weird that i only just now realized that three “toots” i had fav’d and responded to days ago were in fact DMs
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some dude sitting by me at the bar talking to his friends just described Laurelhurst Market as a place that “hasn’t really taken off yet” 🤔
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Shipwreck! 🚢💥🍹
a @CashApp/@[email protected] integration that checks me in when i swipe somewhere
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