tfw you mail a physical check along with a form and are told that you forgot to sign aforementioned form
I checked in at Pine State Biscuits / Portland / OR
gf: the first time i ever said a bad word was when my pet birds escaped
me: oh man… they probably died
gf: i HOPE they died
I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR
tfw you get scared that your new MBP is already getting screen burn-in, but then you realize that the window you were looking at has very slight transparency
i bought tickets to see @TheDecemberists and got an extra download code for their new album, “I’ll Be Your Girl”; i already have the album, so anybody want it?
for the past weekend i’ve had retweets disabled and “Liked by” tweets hidden via an adblocker, and y’all… twitter’s unrecognizable. i like it so much more. my timeline is actually manageable. heres that adblocker rule:
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i dont understand people who order brisket and then complain when its too fatty. thats the best part
I checked in at Fire on the Mountain / Portland / OR