I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR
I checked in at Old Salt Marketplace / Portland / OR
I checked in at Expatriate / Portland / OR
tfw your delivery tracking app hasn’t seen an update in such a long time that it doesn’t even recognize more recent FedEx tracking numbers
offered my girlfriend some mango IPA like three times before realizing… she’s allergic to mango… 🤦🏽♂️
I checked in at Zilla Sake (Sushi & Sake) / Portland / OR
I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR
I checked in at New Seasons Market / Portland / OR
I checked in at Podnah's Pit BBQ / Portland / OR
I checked in at Expatriate / Portland / OR
I checked in at Tough Luck Bar / Portland / OR
tfw you mail a physical check along with a form and are told that you forgot to sign aforementioned form
I checked in at Pine State Biscuits / Portland / OR
I checked in at Salt & Straw / Portland / OR
gf: the first time i ever said a bad word was when my pet birds escaped
me: oh man… they probably died
gf: i HOPE they died
I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR
tfw you get scared that your new MBP is already getting screen burn-in, but then you realize that the window you were looking at has very slight transparency