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it’s cool that @Patreon decided to listen to the backlash against the fee changes

it also sucks that many creators lost patrons that they probably won’t get back despite the new decision https://twitter.com/jackconte/status/941005384566816768

@pifafu yr new profile pic is Good

trying to roll over a past 401k and got a check that contains both pre-tax AND roth contributions and wondering why money gotta be so hard

it me!!! but for the last month not the better part of a year https://twitter.com/jlsuttles/status/940632767368331264

omg y’all i made tempura squash at home and it turned out good

tfw your shirt color exactly matches your underwear color and wearing pants would ruin it so you’re like “maybe i just don’t wear pants today” but then you’re like “no wait that’s illegal” but THEN you’re like “oh right i work from home”

thread. i know there were plenty of reasons the dude in “Cat Story” was shitty, and i don’t think this should take away from the relatability of this story to most women, but it was hard for me to read about the revulsion of a heavy, hairy body https://twitter.com/anamardoll/status/939981196804677633

30,000 people don’t know what an artichoke is

my favorite part of flying while sick is my ears/sinuses being unable to keep up with pressure changes and then having to deal with pain and hearing loss for hours