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when a kid’s conspicuously staring at you, thinking they’re being subtle

Me: WHAT DO WE WANT?
Crowd: BAN THE NAZIS!!
YouTube: AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS!!
Me: …
Crowd: …
YouTube:

came home to a dance party and tried to join in, but i hit my head on a light fixture and spent the last 30 minutes bleeding into a towel

I checked in at Baby Doll Pizza / Portland / OR

viral tweets are just crazy now. this is the most likes i have ever seen on a tweet, full stop

I checked in at EastBurn / Portland / OR

my phone keeps resurrecting the stock text replacement for “omw” and it’s fucking infuriating. i have to delete it repeatedly

I checked in at Hat Yai / Portland / OR

I checked in at Piedmont Post Office / Portland / OR

i’ve suffered from depression on and off for six or seven years now. and it took me until this year to seek help. #WorldMentalHealthDay

so i guess kickstarter has moved on from wallets and then new trend is lever espresso makers?

I checked in at Ned Ludd / Portland / OR

the woman at this food truck is maybe 23 or 24 years old but she repeatedly calls me “hun”

I checked in at Let's Roll / Portland / OR

I checked in at Piedmont Station Food Carts / Portland / OR

I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR

I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR

What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun. https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/917063520004407297

“savvy businessman” who “lived life on his own terms”

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