while i respect the right to 3rd party vote, watching the numbers in florida is just truly fucking scary

“98% of this state has yet to report in their polling numbers”
“DOESN’T MATTER, FUCKING CALL IT”
“but…”
“CALL IT”

sitting in a french/belgian bar probably about to eat canadian food… but i’ll be damned if i’m not fear-drinking a good old american sazerac

Nooooooooooooooo “… it’s going to be a very long night, possibly including an Electoral College-popular vote split.” http://53eig.ht/2fBBDqj

i just ended a commit message with “:wq” but do you see me amending? nope. i own my mistakes

i voted like two weeks ago, waaay before it was cool #imwithher

lmao at this sponsored @Airbnb tweet

i really hate it when i’m hanging out with people and someone just randomly pulls out their guitar (or worse, ukelele) and starts performing

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