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I checked in at Extracto Coffee House & Roastery / Portland / OR

week two with iphone 7 plus: dropped it onto parking lot, scuffed edge. still waiting for case to arrive. should’ve bought temporary case???

I checked in at Fire on the Mountain / Portland / OR

I checked in at Barista / Portland / OR

Maybe Trump can’t name another deal because he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about? #debates

Donald Trump sounds super shrill, maybe shriek less, Donald? #debates

Trump’s temperance is his greatest strength… 🤔 #debates

Is that “vacuum” that Obama left by any chance the same size and shape as Osama bin Laden? #debates

can’t wait for all the media outlets to focus on Trump’s not-nearly-as-inflammatory-as-expected performance #debates

I’M in my bed and weigh 400 pounds!

celebrating these great #debates with the most american food of all. tacos!

Oh he has property in Chicago, whew. He’s an expert, folks!!!

“We have to bring back Law & Order!” I wasn’t aware that it ever left. You can at least still catch reruns right? #debates

How would you know if you have the support of every police force in the country

yes let’s talk about race 🏃🏽‍♀️

Shouldn’t being a tax evader disqualify this criminal from being president? #debates

“We’ve become a third-world country!” — @realDonaldTrump, because our airports suck I guess? #debates

“That makes me smart.” — @realDonaldTrump on NOT PAYING FEDERAL INCOME TAXES. FUCK THIS GUY #debates

“I get audited every year!” Oh I wonder why the fuck THAT would be? #debates

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