This stove cooks way too fucking hot. My burgers got nice and browned on the outside and were pretty uncooked in the middle. Sigh…
just saw a frat boy walk by wearing a pink tie over a baby blue button-up shirt, and some weird headband. blegh
@threadless Zip-up, less effort and time to put it on :p. Oh, and no messed up hair afterwords. Unless you wanted it messed up.
Strawberry shortcake without whipped cream… I swear this has got to be some kind of fucking crime
What the fuck. I just bought two cups of cream half a week ago, and it’s already gone. I didn’t even fucking open it, let alone use any
What the he’ll is with all the limos driving around? Is it freaking high school homecoming or something?
Omg I have a HILARIOUS IDEA. Let’s walk down the hallways and ring doorbells! And leave an open can of beer outside one door! LOL COLLEGE!!!