davidcel.is

A cowboy coder.

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Hey there, I’m David! I’m a Principal Software Engineer at FireHydrant (where I write APIs) out in Portland, Ore. (where I drink IPAs). I write about tech (rarely), food (often), and whatever else is on my mind.

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FireHydrant

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Principal Software Engineer

Date

2021 Now
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Stripe

Role

Staff Software Engineer

Date

2019 2021
Company

HashiCorp

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Senior Software Engineer

Date

2017 2019
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GitHub

Role

Software Engineer

Date

2016 2017

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one of the worst parking jobs i’ve seen

A white toy car, the kind that a small child could get into and "drive" around. It's parked on the corner of an angled intersection, in front of what may as well be the exact same car, but regular sized. It's also parked as if it ran into a traffic cone, but both it and the cone are blocking the aforementioned intersection. The joke here is that, despite being an objectively bad way to park a car, the car in question is just a toy. An alternative joke would've been to post this photo with the text "don't talk to me or my son ever again."

Oct 16, 2022 at 7:15 PM UTC

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