imagine writing software that is universally beloved. software that is unambiguously ethical.
imagine writing software for toto toilets and bidets. and then ask yourself: what are the rest of us doing with our lives?
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@davidcelis every toilet should have a bidet!
@tenderlove it should be an expectation. it should be a right!
@davidcelis But I could be writing literal shitware!
@miah instead, we’re stuck merely shitposting 😫
@davidcelis as president, I would ensure it!
@davidcelis Indeed, straight from the shitseat!
@miah the only reasonable throne for the prose
@tenderlove you have my unwavering support 🫡
@davidcelis @tenderlove I don't want share m software in my toilet, but I'm all for bidets
@davidcelis Imagine writing opensource software for toilets and bidets
@Chrispyapple the dream