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David Celis

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i am begging brands to stop copying Spotify Wrapped. i promise you that i don’t need a year-end retrospective on the reddits i’ve posted, the jiras i’ve ticketed, the games i’ve steamed, or the doors i’ve dashed. stop emailing me

/ 🦋 / 🦣 Woodlawn / Portland / OR 42°F and mostly cloudy  (AQI 38 )

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@davidcelis “stop emailing me” is all I want from any company

@davidcelis A JIRA WRAPPED?!??? Absolutely not. Gtfo Atlassian. “Confluence Wrapped: all the docs you wrote this year!” NO. ENOUGH.

@davidcelis jira makes me want to dig further… Expensify wrapped. UnitedHealthcare wrapped. Open enrollment wrapped.

@jillian praying that this didn't count as ~manifesting~