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David Celis

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ok so i bought a bag of muddy bites and i’ve only had them once before this, but i would swear the last bag had more chocolate in each tiny cone. like they were almost full, and in this bag, they’re only half full. am i paranoid

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@davidcelis quality control is fucked in this chapter of late capitalism, this seems very plausible

I bought a Lindt bar as a lil treat and most of the fucking chocolate shell was hollow! Just sent it on out and sold it anyway

@davidcelis wait i got it in a gift box once and they're so good i've never seen them again