so, that “Unsubscribe” button that some mail apps show when you get mailing list emails with a List-ID header… that doesn’t really work, does it? because it seems like it never really works
just scrolled past a post about who won The Great British Bake-Off but i hadn’t watched the finale yet 😭
just loaded my website and i had forgotten that i set it up to go christmas mode as soon as we hit december
elon musk posting “How much is Hasbro?” does not mean he’s considering buying Hasbro. i am begging you people to stop treating every inane tweet like it’s real news
its almost thanksgiven which means its time to make the smoky jalapeño cranberry sauce that i will make every year until i die
just saw four wild turkeys crossing the road. don’t they know how unsafe it is for turkeykind to be out and about right now
BREAKING: The ICC has issued arrest warrants for all individuals who have not sent thanks after performing a Wonder Pick in Pokémon TCG Pocket
ok there’s just no way that the coin in Pokémon TCG Pocket isn’t weighted
i’ve been mostly enjoying Veilguard so far but, omg, it’s so annoying that you can’t just jump off of things without it fading to black and putting you back where you were. can i please just have a little fall damage. as a treat
my X/twitter export finished today! i’m not going to fully delete my profile, because i don’t want someone to grab my username and pretend to be me. but i did finally delete all my posts. good fucking riddance to that place.
seeing “Playing Visual Studio Code” as someone’s Discord status will never not be hilarious to me
it’s honestly so wild to me that people will stay on X or Threads instead of trying out Bluesky or Mastodon because they get more “engagement” on Threads. social media algorithms have poisoned our brains into thinking we have freedom of reach and that our dumb shitposts should be shown to EVERYONE
testing a bastardized chimera of a recipe for my friend’s annual squash-themed cook-off… brown butter kabocha rice krispie treats with gochujang and black sesame seeds
im eating some garlic herb fries and they taste suspiciously like weed. it would be weird for a line cook to waste perfectly good weed on some stranger, so i know i’m just being paranoid. but… am i being paranoid because… i’m high?
if you’re a ramen place and you put “tonkatsu ramen” on your menu… 🚩🚩🚩
i’m exactly two minutes into “Dragon Age: The Veilguard” and i have absolutely no idea what’s happening