i’ve become so good at my job that i now fix bugs purely by accident. maybe by next year i’ll be able to fix bugs while i’m completely unconscious
ME [IN CHAPTER 4 OF FF7 REBIRTH]: dunno why people are complaining about the minigames, they don’t seem too bad?
ME [IN CHAPTER 10 OF FF7 REBIRTH]: o bahamut! release me from this everlasting torment!
i wish RPGs wouldn’t do that thing where they temporarily remove some team members and force a specific party makeup. i don’t want to play as Aerith. i don’t know how
you’ve tried Buying Dumb Domain Names… but have you ever tried Having Your Employer Buy Dumb Domain Names For You???
instagram just showed me an ad from a company called “ligma provisions” and the double take i took…
never thought i’d have this specific complaint about a game, but FF7 Rebirth does not autosave NEARLY as often as it should
i cannot believe the birthday present my partner and our friend BUILT for me 😭😭😭
i had my 35th birthday while i was in Japan, and there’s only one thing i want from you all:
please contact Seven & I Holdings and push for them to modernize american 7-Eleven stores, bringing Japanese convenience store culture to the states. lobby congress. our 7-Elevens could be so much better.
the absolute best exchange i overheard in Japan:
TOURIST: i love Miyazaki. is he big here?
NATIVE: Miyazaki?
TOURIST: yeah, is he famous here?
NATIVE: Miyazaki… etto…
TOURIST: Spirited Away?
NATIVE: … ehhhhh… baseball???
the amount of coughing on my 7h30m flight was unreal. nearly constant dry coughing from multiple people and children. most people still not wearing masks. it’s just incredible that people accept this
lol im an idiot and got into the line for people who need to check bags. someone came and got me out so it only took a few minutes. phew
got suckered into buying some sakura green tea in the shopping mall just outside of Haneda because a nice lady stopped me with a sample cup and it was delicious 🌸🍵🌸
i just think it’s really cool how Hawaiian Airlines doesn’t let you check into flights that depart from abroad in their app or on the web and force you to do it in the lovely, not-at-all-stressful environment of the airport 🙂↔️
decided to walk the river again and see how the blossoms are progressing but it started to rain lightly. checked my phone, “light rain for 30 minutes”. okay, i’ll just shower before. i get out of the shower, and now it’s pouring. checked my phone, “thunderstorm warning, rain for the next 2 hours” 🙃
ME: can’t wait to visit Japan in late March! it won’t be hot yet! and i’ll see sakura! haaiii!!!
JAPAN: or how about no sakura and 80°F weather, bitch
ME: … haaiii…
back in Tokyo for the last leg of our trip and if these cherry blossoms don’t open in the next few days i might genuinely lose my shit 😭
i lost my KN95 mask somewhere and i literally cannot find a suitable replacement anywhere. which i guess makes sense because everyone in Japan is still using surgical masks or woven ones that only have like 80% filtration (despite advertising more). where the fuck can i buy a good mask here???