A photo of me wearing a blue blazer and pocket square while on a horse, looking quite dapper.

David Celis

A cowboy coder.

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Notes

are we in a better spot today? sure. and it’s fine if you feel relief. but you’re wrong if you’re walking away from this morning thinking, “it’s finally over”

ah, friends! allow me to regale you with a song about my current stress levels

the effort to deliciousness ratio of sourdough discard crackers is off the scale! like 20 minutes of effort and 20 minutes of baking yields the tastiest crackers you’ll make at home and it’s literally just the byproduct of maintaining your starter. there’s no reason not to do it!

Pieces of sourdough discard crackers in a tupperware container
One gigantic cracker made from sourdough starter discard, covered in rosemary and sea salt and ready to be broken up into pieces.

finally managed to join a social network so early that i nabbed the username @David. but the fact that i use @davidcelis everywhere makes it look super weird to me and now i wonder if i should just change it for consistency’s sake…

i finished Sabrina last night and my biggest question (also influenced by Riverdale) is: how do all of these 16-17 year-old small-town CHILDREN end up in family situations that allow them to not only sleep with each other but practically LIVE with each other????

GROUNDSNAKE DAY

INT. HOME OFFICE — DAY

DAVID sits at a desk, continuing a multi-day attempt to write PYTHON for the first time since 2009. A familiar scenario repeats.

      DAVID (SHOUTING)

oh my fucking god why is everything returning NoneType???

      PYTHON

lol