love it when it’s a day where i look in a mirror and think “oh hey, i look good!”
every time i join a zoom meeting i end up staring at my own face the entire time because i’m worried that i’ll look dumb. it’s been almost a year and i still have no idea what any of my coworkers look like #secret
PARTNER: pours both oat milk and dairy milk into cereal
ME: that’s the most bi shit i’ve ever seen
every single restaurant i’ve walked into recently that claims they still require proof of vaccination to eat indoors end up not actually asking for proof of vaccination
i am deeply tired of how the world has collectively given up
daaaaaang i thought i signed up for @cohost_org relatively early 😭 oh well, at the current rate, i look forward to trying it in… 84 days
when my neighborhood coffee shop finally reopened for the first time after COVID, they had drastically reduced hours… and they still haven’t expanded them. it’s been over a year and they still close at 1pm 🫠
omfg i finally got access to Circles. i guess i can log out of @ewdavidcelis now
i dont know what anybody could possibly have to ask me, but i am a serial bandwagon rider! so if you want to ask me something or say something nice to me, anonymously, here ya go https://ngl.link/davidcelis
just ordered a P100 respirator mask and still feel nervous about an upcoming trip after reading about BA.5
holy shit, the end of an era. i guess i’ll need a new go-to for macarons 😭 https://oregonlive.com/dining/2022/07/pix-patisserie-to-close-after-21-years-in-portland.html
NOBODY:
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY:
EVERY TIKTOK FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS: #CatchChobaniOatmilk
damn, i got put back into the A/B test that sticks ads right into the middle of the thread/conversation view. RIP
something weird has happened. in the last couple of weeks, i’ve gone from being “person who tries to ignore things that annoy them and hopes someone else fixes them” to “someone who immediately tries to fix the things that annoy them” and i dont like it