Notes

UPS is such bullshit. Since when does it make sense to give failed delivery notices for a PAIR OF SHOES in a LOCKED BUILDING? Just leave it!

With how many fava beans I just had to shell, I better have leveled up at least three times

Dear electricity: please stop cutting out while I’m downloading a huge update to Skyrim. Thanks.

OH THIS PACKAGE REQUIRES MY SIGNATURE, YOU SAY? THANKS FOR THE ADVANCE NOTICE, @UPS.

Had to send my @fitbit flex back and now I feel naked. Come back soon, my love…

Interesting that @Simplify, a Portland-based business, would give users a coupon for Über, a service that is not yet in Portland… Oh well.

🌾🐄🌾

Who programs these appliances? If you’re going to beep over and over and say “PRESS THIS BUTTON” then you can assume what the user wants.

> Enter temperature into oven
> Walk away
> Oven beeps “PRESS ON BUTTON”
> FUCK YOU OVEN YOU KNEW WHAT I WANTED

So glad I moved away from Florida.

I just backed UnderTale on @Kickstarter http://kck.st/10g0vXI

But even more than nerve-racking, it was exhilarating. Be an educator whenever you can.

Gave a talk to ≈180 of my peers earlier today. Nerve-racking.

I guess I should try out this video thing http://instagram.com/p/bW37BYujP8/

I guess I should try out this video thing

Don’t get demoralized by bad estimates. http://blog.newrelic.com/2013/07/03/dont-get-demoralized-by-bad-estimates/

Nookling Junction gets shittier and shittier hours as it gets upgraded. #ACNL #virtualworldproblems

The ultimate asshole move: close a PR and then do the commit yourself.

Jesus, people, pick your cherry trees! Don’t you like cherries? What’s wrong with you?