yesterday i worked until 8pm and today i stopped just now. i do not enjoy the crunch of preparing a talk, even when it’s an internal talk 😮💨
this is cool but my friend @birdcar_dev has an even cooler idea that he really needs to Just Do already 👀 https://twitter.com/eaterpdx/status/1534210117385785349
they disabled comments on their insta as soon as this article came out because they know just how shitty they’re being https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/1532013630903816193
why do people continue to act surprised or disappointed when this inevitably always happens lol https://twitter.com/portlandmercury/status/1532061280835514368
really wish i’d put more thought into the whole “Colors Behave Differently With Light and Heat” thing before i’d painted my house dark purple
just slid on some mud and threw my phone up into the air, fumbled it on its way down in a way where i threw it BACK up into the air but away from me, and then watched helplessly as it arced down into the sidewalk pavement
and all that happened was a tiny dent on the bottom
spent days helping a teammate write a new feature only to realize right after shipping that it wasn’t necessary because customers could already do it themselves 🙂
ME MAKING A SMALL CHANGE AT WORK: worthless. nobody will notice
ME SEEING A SMALL CHANGE IN A RANDOM APP I USE: delightful. i love it
i’ll go one step further and say “LMAO” https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1528819699575689216
i just jokingly said “retro is cancelled” in a team meeting and our manager was like “oh! ok” and now that i’ve tasted true power, i have an unslakable thirst for it
my dog has a last name
it’s Bones https://twitter.com/alex_shephard/status/1527701741982175234
