this web site just keeps gettin worse https://theverge.com/2022/3/10/22971307/twitter-home-timeline-algorithmic-reverse-chronological-feed
mfw Slack starts having “trouble” https://status.slack.com/2022-03/2ef0ea05ab879420
bring modding to playstation, cowards https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1501300116833116165
poor @LittleSuzyBones has had a terminal case of Stink Mouth for a while so we finally took her to the vet for dental work… AND SHE DIDNT NEED TO LOSE ANY TEETH SHE GETS TO KEEP THEM ALL 😭😭😭
in some ways, my time at Stripe was even worse than my time at GitHub https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1500211098468769794
accidentally uploaded a screenshot of my self-assessment performance review to a pull request on github
if performance reviews and self-assessment check-ins included sections for shitposting, i’d have a very compelling promotion packet to submit
lmao @ people replying to this dumb post by saying “i wont go to railsconf if DHH isn’t there”, like…
good! it’ll be a better conf without you https://twitter.com/dhh/status/1499387268980748292
you recently added a new model to your app at work but later realized you neglected to add a column that can’t be NULL and also has no default. the model hasn’t been used yet so no records exist. do you “do the right thing” or just add the column and its constraints
MULTIPLE COWORKERS: we’re getting phishing texts from someone pretending to be the CEO!!!
ME: … why didn’t i get a phishing text? 🥺
@unlinedapp i got a notification from Unlined yesterday that i had a new voicemail from this number; when i tapped it, i was brought to this screen. the only things that are interactive are the two bottom buttons. nothing i can see to play an actual voicemail
just saw “Free dinner when working past 7pm” on a company’s list of benefits and, y’all… that’s not a fucking benefit
i would ask why this took so goddamned long but we all know the answer to that already https://twitter.com/alex_zee/status/1498786180984303619