A photo of me wearing a blue blazer and pocket square while on a horse, looking quite dapper.

David Celis

A cowboy coder.

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Notes

COWORKER: i think we might be dealing with a race condition
ME: ah shoot
COWORKER: maybe we can… hey? what are you doing?
ME: oh i’m just packing my things. i’ve been doing this a looong time. i know when a job has run its course

red curry risotto arancini with a red curry pomodoro sauce. my first time deep frying 😅 i made red curry risotto and accidentally left the stove on while we were eating, so the leftovers got way overcooked. i figured the best way to salvage it was to fry it up as arancini. then i took the other half of the jar of red curry paste and added it to some pomodoro sauce. this might be one of the best things i’ve ever cooked 🤤

been a long time proponent of fried eggs with runny yolks on breakfast sandwiches, but recently i’ve come around to the merits of the folded egg patty. nailed this one!

sorry, am i NOT supposed to obsess over completing every pokédex entry in the first area of “Pokémon Legends: Arceus” before i move on with the story?

[ME DURING AN INTERVIEW]

INTERVIEWER: lets try to find this bug in the sass ruby gem, but it’s okay if we don’t solve it.
ME: finds and fixes the bug in 20 minutes

[ME ON THE JOB]

SLACK: here is a dropdown select menu
ME: struggles to add options to it for four hours