COWORKER: i think we might be dealing with a race condition
ME: ah shoot
COWORKER: maybe we can… hey? what are you doing?
ME: oh i’m just packing my things. i’ve been doing this a looong time. i know when a job has run its course
red curry risotto arancini with a red curry pomodoro sauce. my first time deep frying 😅 i made red curry risotto and accidentally left the stove on while we were eating, so the leftovers got way overcooked. i figured the best way to salvage it was to fry it up as arancini. then i took the other half of the jar of red curry paste and added it to some pomodoro sauce. this might be one of the best things i’ve ever cooked 🤤
accidentally stored my chocolate chip cookies in a bag that reeks of oregano and onion powder 😔
i’ve been at the DMV for almost an hour and they only now just called a new number. the next available appointment is april.
finally beat (like really beat) Nier Replicant last night and about all i can muster up is a gentle “wtf”
sorry, am i NOT supposed to obsess over completing every pokédex entry in the first area of “Pokémon Legends: Arceus” before i move on with the story?
gonna make this for dinner tonight, this Day of the Time of the Valen https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1021947-thai-curry-risotto-with-squash-and-green-beans
WOW do i relate to the first quote in this article. i’m part Mexican and the options available to me just don’t feel good or representative
https://npr.org/2022/02/09/1078977416/race-chat-emoji-skin-tone-colors
🎵making udon, making curry udon
take some curry and you put it on the udon
making udon, making curry udon
cuurry udoon 🎶
just let it. it only smokes a little, to relax. it’s been a rough week https://twitter.com/pdxalerts/status/1491455840452513792
[ME DURING AN INTERVIEW]
INTERVIEWER: lets try to find this bug in the sass ruby gem, but it’s okay if we don’t solve it.
ME: finds and fixes the bug in 20 minutes
[ME ON THE JOB]
SLACK: here is a dropdown select menu
ME: struggles to add options to it for four hours