I thought simple summarization would be a thing of the past once I left high school. Yet here I am, paraphrasing like a madman.
I wish arm twitches were as fun for conversation as facial twitches. “Sorry… WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?” twitch
Disgruntled lines for Black Friday sales, road rage, Wal*Mart stampedes… ’Tis the season!
Beer, beer, everywhere, and not a drop to drink… What’s a guy gotta do to get a soda?
It’s that time of the season, again. Yep. Hair-cut time. I hope you have machetes in that drawer, hair stylist. I daresay you will need them
Feels good to be home. That is, until lectured on my future i.e. impending economic doom.
I know I shouldn’t be surprised that Laptop power cables used to weigh as much as the laptop, but now that I have held one for myself, I am.
I am a reverse ectotherm with the incredible ability to feel warm when it’s cold and cold when it’s warm and colder inside with a jacket on.
Halloween Horror Nights: the only place to receive your Full-Body Glaucoma Test!
I think Palin was prepared for the debate (when I say she was prepared, I mean she probably prepared by drinking martinis and sea breezes).
Honestly? You targeted Muxtape and you’re forcing him to completely redesign the functionality of the website? Fuck you, RIAA.