WOW IT SURE WOULD BE COOL IF MY NEIGHBORS ACTUALLY GAVE A SHIT https://twitter.com/PDXFire/status/1409896774605717506
had someone ask me a few days ago if i am LGBTQ and it is SO nice to have someone not immediately assume i am just a cis white man. i am living life right
its the third of july, not even 6pm yet, and i just heard a firework go off. sun isn’t even close to setting. not to mention that portland banned their sale until july 14th and their use indefinitely. why do people have to be SO fucking dumb
Betteridge’s Law of Headlines (2009) https://twitter.com/RSAConference/status/1411399342167109634
a good thread if you haven’t already seen it https://twitter.com/bphogan/status/1411097686854488067
went to a viet/filipino collab for lunch, got a “jolibees” style chicken combo and some melon sa malamig and 😍😍😍
hello, new followers! i don’t know why Copilot sent you to me, but here you are. i mostly shitpost and talk about my feelings, so hopefully you aren’t looking for another account that tweets out Hot Tech Takes; you’ll be disappointed. unless you like scaling with AWS Infinidash!
it’s always a good time for this reminder: don’t validate email addresses with regular expressions https://davidcel.is/posts/stop-validating-email-addresses-with-regex/ https://twitter.com/cassidoo/status/1410728940797251591
extremely excited to bring my years of experience with AWS Infinidash to my new role at @firehydrantio in a couple weeks!
just in time for me to start a new job and be stuck on the previous generation/smaller size 🥲 https://macrumors.com/2021/07/01/apple-macbook-pro-in-september/
anybody else been having an issue with Apple Maps where, if you haven’t opened the app for a while, it’ll take ages to load anything the first time you try to search or tap on a location?
and please do not reply to this and tell me to use a different map app. i will hate you
ME: Hey Siri, play SONG
SIRI: Sorry, you’ll have to continue in Overcast.
ME: uh stops podcast Hey Siri, play SONG
SIRI: Sorry, you’ll have to continue in Overcast.
ME: wtf quits Overcast Hey Siri, play SONG
SIRI: Sorry, you’ll have to continue in Overcast.
ME: wakes up
PEOPLE IN OREGON: no more maaaaaaasks!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO
ME: …
PEOPLE IN OREGON: light up a bunch of fireworks
ME: goes back to sleep