does this even do anything?
that’s a rhetorical question because, no, it does not. “Refresh this page to update your trends” my ass.
this is all made worse by the fact that i have every related word i can think of in my mute list. muted words dont affect trends at all
how many fucking crypto-related trends do i have to hide before twitter stops trying to show me crypto bullshit
oh noooooo it finally happened, i gazed upon the physical form of Sir David Attenborough
sounds like it’s time for an emergency episode of @fivefourpod 😫 https://twitter.com/SCOTUSblog/status/1394284425224114176
unlocking my phone with a mask on somehow worked better on the iOS beta than it does on the stable version. literally never works anymore
i had a long stint of using a big plastic bucket to make cold brew, but i’m back to using my Filtron after finally finding that little plastic dispersion disk. that piece of plastic with holes was the difference between it taking 30 minutes to filter out or 3-4 hours
ME: ahh, looking like my last couple days of work are gonna be stress-free. just a light trot into the sunset.
TEAM: oh hey guess what, you get to demo our project tomorrow morning to the cofounders in front of everybody!
ME: oh no
i remain deeply worried that we can’t even achieve 70%, given apparently 20-25% of Oregonians have said they would absolutely not get the vaccine https://opb.org/article/2021/05/11/oregon-covid-19-vaccine-gov-kate-brown-restrictions-coronavirus-cases/
every time there’s a @1Password update, macOS prompts me to quit safari to finish the update. i do so. the update completes. Safari reopens. the 1Password button no longer works. i have to quit 1Password completely, quit safari, and reopen both. neat
wow, so i guess at this point, if you really want a PS5, you should just… buy it from a reseller on ebay or stockx? what a world https://polygon.com/22428683/ps5-restock-playstation-5-supply-sony-sales-figures
it’s been years but instagram photos that are just screenshots of tweets or facebook posts still make me irrationally angry
all of my new followers are gonna be really disappointed when they learn that most of my tweets aren’t about me quitting my job