shouldn’t a fire department be all about conserving water during times of intense heat and drought? this is fucking dumb
neighborhood market/brunch spot is running a monte cristo special this weekend and all i can think about is this https://twitter.com/_danilo/status/1401710890022473728
tfw the movie ends with a cop getting murdered and two cars crash into each other instead of a bike 😌
really wanted to like @CastroPodcasts but i’m just so tired of opening the app and staring at this screen for ages while it tries to load… something? who knows. guess i’ll try @OvercastFM
woah, rick steves is based https://twitter.com/RickSteves/status/1405712489145278468
“Integration Test Email #1” presupposes the existence of “Integration Test Email #2” and potentially beyond. i await the future with bated breath
good fucking riddance https://twitter.com/portlandmercury/status/1405577282450640900
i was 16 and got a summer internship as a research assistant at the Moffitt Cancer Center. i was given a stipend that worked out to be basically $6.50/hour lol https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1405228303250771976
twitter just put the exact same @mint ad on my timeline four times, with only a single tweet between each ad. and yet subscribing to Twitter Blue would not change this. neat!
love it when airport security gets extremely backed up because TSA decided it was absolutely necessary to pat down a 90-year-old woman who could barely even walk
NEPHEW: i woke up pretty late today
BROTHER: really?
ME: how late?
NEPHEW: like 5:50am
EVERYONE: 😐
we live in the dumbest timeline https://twitter.com/wweek/status/1403902443314991110
yuuuuup. this is absolutely what i feel is my most important role as a senior/staff engineer: listening. https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1403703542280429571