this video is about my life https://twitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/1401150455871422466
ordered breakfast for pickup recently and just got an automated text saying “You’re order is ready!” ಠ_ಠ
i don’t use computers, computers use me https://twitter.com/Sosowski/status/1400721114431635460
i just found out that Burger Week is happening when i’m out of town and i don’t think i’ve ever been as depressed as i am right now
this post, as with any gruber post, reeks of self-indulgence. some serious ✊🍆 vibes https://twitter.com/daringfireball/status/1401024990317715456
i’m assuming everybody has that “homer disappears into the bushes” gif as a slack reactji, so… in your slack, what’s that emoji called?
working on a personal project and not writing any tests feels really good #secret
looking at a Rails app i wrote early last year and discovering i implemented OAuth myself instead of using something like omniauth
lmao Twitter’s really not making their subscription ad-free? disable ads and then we’ll talk https://blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/company/2021/introducing-twitter-blue.html
this pizza looks lit. i’m serious https://twitter.com/AKBrews/status/1399502846777778177
ME: wow these interviews have all gone really well
BRAIN: nice work
ME: yeah!
BRAIN: you managed to trick them all
ME: … yeah…
hello i am an engineer with 10 years of experience who still struggles with code interviews that lean toward Impractical Puzzle
i just looked into the kitchen and saw my partner using a rice paddle to spread cream cheese on a bagel and i could feel my brain shutting down while trying to parse it
Missing from this is, of course, the positive and lasting contribution of selling software to ICE! Good job, GitHub! Love that impact. https://twitter.com/github/status/1399758644833619969
i know there’s this claim that facebook isn’t or can’t listen to your every conversation but when you casually mention a friend’s t i n y h o m e on the phone to your mom and immediately start seeing instagram ads for that… it’s creepy AF
