wow absolutely fuck Sprinklr and Ryan Parr, this is some weapons-grade bullshit https://arb.substack.com/p/that-time-sprinklrs-vp-of-design
now c’mon, that’s not fair. there’s also some citric acid in those stix! https://buzzfeed.com/michelleno/american-things-that-might-sound-fake-but-are-true
can we please talk about what the fuck is up with the clickbait trend on food instagram where the thumbnail and first frame of a video will involve two egg yolks on the verge of being punctured by chopsticks, and then the video involves zero eggs whatsoever
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what’s a good way to respond to facebook recruiters and tell them that i think facebook is evil and has made the world a drastically worse place?
i love my neighborhood bar too but wtf?? this is too many people. shit like this makes me feel like i am living in a completely different world
ME: some parts of 30 Rock havent aged well but it’s still good as self-referentially biting satire
30 ROCK: gives Tucker Carlson a guest appearance
ME: 30 Rock can go fuck itself
i’m very open when it comes to food and drink but i gotta say, i don’t understand drinking vodka straight. i just don’t get it.
remember, kids: never look at your own forehead in a mirror while you’re chewing. happy friday!
pretty satisfying start to the morning: i folded my egg patty into the perfect size for my BEC and then poured a decent heart 🥦🍳🧀🤎☕️
i mean… makes sense… it’s the right thing to do… but still…
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 😫 https://twitter.com/rubykaigi/status/1369885448319889409
just had the dopest team activity at work, we all got in our kitchens and took a boba making class!!!🧋