the truth is hilarious sometimes https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1367171323164717056
me when i get home from a three mile walk and realize my fly was down the whole time
made my best #broccsando yet for breakfast this morning… blanched and sauteed broccolini; a carefully folded and buttery scrambled egg patty filled with cheddar and green onions; sourdough; kewpie mayo. it was perfect
putting birds on things i guess? https://twitter.com/MarkGrote/status/1365900243720544262
never considered Oyster Sauce was a “specialty item” but three grocery store visits in central portland and, even then, i could only find the fake stuff on that final, third visit. this city is so white
i guess Bush v. Gore? i was like 10 https://twitter.com/GUPolitics/status/1361665124164112389
just bought a game and Instagram immediately started aggressively advertising it to me. good job, algorithms!
this is my first time having crispy rice sushi and holy shit. might be a new obsession 😍🍣
almost every picture in this thread fills me with a deep, seething rage https://twitter.com/themiasandrist/status/1365166195960242180
ME: oh fuck oh no
DUCKS: continue to vibe https://twitter.com/kakariki_green/status/1365099419448713217
staring at a UPS “Follow My Delivery” map anxiously waiting for what will somehow be the first pair of sweatpants i’ve owned in years
seeing a lot of buzz about Dispo and not enough buzz about the gross “pranks” its creator David Dobrik pulled to help make himself famous. like, come on: https://buzzfeednews.com/article/tanyachen/seth-david-dobrik-prank-sexual-assault
if this practice takes widespread hold in the states i will flip my shit. i will contact attorney general https://twitter.com/i/events/1364555076530958337
ok maybe The Crown is a bit too intense and fast paced to be able to watch while also idly playing Stardew Valley