ME GOING TO BED AT 11 AND WAKING UP AT 8: i’m awake. let’s go. let’s do this.
ME GOING TO BED AT 10 AND WAKING UP AT 7 FOR AN 8AM MEETING: fuck. i can’t move. i can’t even open my eyelids. what the fuck? what if i just went back to sleep. like just 30 more minutes
i can’t believe it took me until now to start watching Ted Lasso. what the fuck have i been doing with my life
c’mon, @unicode… it’s been long enough. we need a guillotine emoji. it’s time. https://nytimes.com/2021/02/18/us/politics/ted-cruz-storm-cancun.html
every time there’s a Nintendo Direct it gets hyped to oblivion, and every time we get this
to everybody who has been referring to @PortlandPolice’s Fred Meyer Dumpster Task Force as “a gross misuse of resources” or used words like “disgusting”, “unethical”, and “ghoulish”… it was only 6 officers, 1 sergeant, 1 lieutenant, and 3 officers in training! nbd, folks https://twitter.com/alex_zee/status/1362105615544279042
every single food post on instagram explore has like a thousand comments that are just “🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮” and then two or three normal comments like “looks good”
while #PDXSnowpocalypse raged outside, we had our own little #PDXPastapocalypse inside! day one: rigatoni alla vodka. day two: rigatoni with brown butter and meyer lemon. day three: intermission (calzones 😬). day four: rigatoni with a creamy vegan sauce made from white beans. so… lots of rigatoni? #rigatonipocalypse
zero power outages in my NE Portland neighborhood. can’t believe how lucky we got
as this years #PDXSnowpocalypse begins (starting to see some sizable flakes out my window) i’m starting to prepare for my own personal #PDXPastapocalypse. i have like four pasta recipes on the docket for this weekend
