WINDOWS: Your device needs to be repaired. You’ll need to use recovery tools
ME: how do i get recovery tools
MICROSOFT: Click the Start button, search for “Create a recovery drive”, and then select it.
ME: click the start button? i can’t even boot
MICROSOFT: not our problem lol
it’s pretty messed up that this happened on a monday https://twitter.com/chartdata/status/1358838438506733572
this made me queasy. and that’s not hyperbole; i’m actually nauseous now https://twitter.com/PettiBetti_/status/1358644467817938952
ME: omg my water rower is finally here! i’m gonna use it as soon as i’ve assembled it
[FOUR HOURS LATER]
ME [SWEATING]: maybe tomorrow
lol this is what reminded me what today was https://twitter.com/animalcrossing/status/1358445427457155074
when you’re playing a scary game and you walk into a huge, Escheresque room full of people levitating
RIP Bailey’s. truly the end of an era https://brewpublic.com/beer-news/baileys-taproom-and-the-upper-lip-permanently-closes-its-doors/
ever since i updated to iOS/iPadOS 14, my phone and iPad have started resetting my Airpods Pro every time they connect. every single time i connect them i have to go back into settings and set the right earbud to use Siri instead of changing the mode. multiple times a day
“So, about your PR…” https://twitter.com/BenSassiAladin/status/1356997404831207428
doing the right thing sucks sometimes. still the right thing tho 😭 https://twitter.com/xoxo/status/1357395450790248448
instagram algorithm’s favorite thing to serve me is videos of beautiful steaks being overcooked
this is a cool re-use of space that sounds way safer than restaurant dining. kudos https://twitter.com/eaterpdx/status/1357011061355012097
every day i wake up and check to see if the Stardew Valley update has made it to switch yet
SCIENTIST: we’ve done it! we’ve created the elixir of life!
ME: holy shit, we could end human suffering!
SCIENTIST: or… just hear me out… we could grant immortality to a groundhog?
ME: …
SCIENTIST: …
PHIL: sounds good just don’t give it to my wife lol
i dont tune into many streams these days but i might have to for this one 😳 https://twitter.com/LauraJedeed/status/1356750549681545217