Hey there, I’m David! I’m a Principal Software Engineer at
FireHydrant
(where I write APIs) out in Portland, Ore.
(where I drink IPAs). I write about tech (rarely), food (often), and whatever else is on my mind.
elon musk posting “How much is Hasbro?” does not mean he’s considering buying Hasbro. i am begging you people to stop treating every inane tweet like it’s real news