A cowboy coder.
Hey there, I’m David! I’m a Principal Software Engineer at
(where I write APIs) out in Portland, Ore.
(where I drink IPAs). I write about tech (rarely), food (often), and whatever else is on my mind.
Lunch is over. My family has ruined me: I am such a food snob.
A familiar musk, the thumping of bass through the floor, carpet stains in a carpetless elevator… Ahhhh… Dorm sweet dorm.
10 hours to get from Tallahassee to Orlando? Daaaamn, @Harukio …
When Ben Folds swears, it’s like a lullabye.
Oh wow, you’ve got some great legs there… What? I’m just talkin’ about this Cabernet Sauvignon Merlot…
If I’m still showing up as Daveecee in your “Following” section, log out and in again; that should fix it.
Suddenly not feeling as bad that I didn’t get to go canoing…
Canoing? No thanks, I’d rather write a research paper. Ha
Wow, that was really quick. @cmartinez11
I thought simple summarization would be a thing of the past once I left high school. Yet here I am, paraphrasing like a madman.
I wish arm twitches were as fun for conversation as facial twitches. “Sorry… WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?” twitch
Disgruntled lines for Black Friday sales, road rage, Wal*Mart stampedes… ’Tis the season!
Beer, beer, everywhere, and not a drop to drink… What’s a guy gotta do to get a soda?
My family, quit asking =(
I know what I’m thankful for! =)
It’s that time of the season, again. Yep. Hair-cut time. I hope you have machetes in that drawer, hair stylist. I daresay you will need them
Feeling bad for @issasaur. Sorry you have to see a bad movie :(
Feels good to be home. That is, until lectured on my future i.e. impending economic doom.
I know I shouldn’t be surprised that Laptop power cables used to weigh as much as the laptop, but now that I have held one for myself, I am.