A familiar musk, the thumping of bass through the floor, carpet stains in a carpetless elevator… Ahhhh… Dorm sweet dorm. ✏️ Dec 1, 2008 David Celis twitter
Oh wow, you’ve got some great legs there… What? I’m just talkin’ about this Cabernet Sauvignon Merlot… ✏️ Dec 1, 2008 David Celis twitter
If I’m still showing up as Daveecee in your “Following” section, log out and in again; that should fix it. ✏️ Nov 30, 2008 David Celis twitter
I thought simple summarization would be a thing of the past once I left high school. Yet here I am, paraphrasing like a madman. ✏️ Nov 29, 2008 David Celis twitter
I wish arm twitches were as fun for conversation as facial twitches. “Sorry… WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?” twitch ✏️ Nov 29, 2008 David Celis twitter
Disgruntled lines for Black Friday sales, road rage, Wal*Mart stampedes… ’Tis the season! ✏️ Nov 29, 2008 David Celis twitter
Beer, beer, everywhere, and not a drop to drink… What’s a guy gotta do to get a soda? ✏️ Nov 28, 2008 David Celis twitter
It’s that time of the season, again. Yep. Hair-cut time. I hope you have machetes in that drawer, hair stylist. I daresay you will need them ✏️ Nov 26, 2008 David Celis twitter
Feeling bad for @issasaur. Sorry you have to see a bad movie :( ✏️ Nov 26, 2008 David Celis Feb 21 twitter
Feels good to be home. That is, until lectured on my future i.e. impending economic doom. ✏️ Nov 26, 2008 David Celis twitter
I know I shouldn’t be surprised that Laptop power cables used to weigh as much as the laptop, but now that I have held one for myself, I am. ✏️ Nov 24, 2008 David Celis twitter