I am a reverse ectotherm with the incredible ability to feel warm when it’s cold and cold when it’s warm and colder inside with a jacket on. ✏️ Nov 24, 2008 David Celis twitter
Gmail video chat! Hooray for misleading high-quality screenshots! ✏️ Nov 14, 2008 David Celis twitter
Halloween Horror Nights: the only place to receive your Full-Body Glaucoma Test! ✏️ Oct 12, 2008 David Celis twitter
I think Palin was prepared for the debate (when I say she was prepared, I mean she probably prepared by drinking martinis and sea breezes). ✏️ Oct 3, 2008 David Celis twitter
Honestly? You targeted Muxtape and you’re forcing him to completely redesign the functionality of the website? Fuck you, RIAA. ✏️ Sep 29, 2008 David Celis twitter
Twitter layout change? As long as people don’t bitch like it’s Facebook. ✏️ Sep 19, 2008 David Celis twitter
Speedwalking: for people who have an irrational hatred towards their calves. ✏️ Sep 12, 2008 David Celis twitter
Why do people perpetuate this ridiculous obsession with hating change? Stop complaining about the new fucking Facebook. ✏️ Sep 11, 2008 David Celis twitter
Waking up at 8AM when you don’t have class that day is transcended only by the experience of realizing that your planned work hours are gone ✏️ Sep 8, 2008 David Celis twitter
Getting paid to play Diablo II is something that some people would call a “pretty sweet deal.” I am one of these people. ✏️ Sep 7, 2008 David Celis twitter
I can now say I fully comprehend the ridiculous amount of paperwork involved in getting a job. It’s ridiculous like a cat with bad grammar. ✏️ Sep 2, 2008 David Celis twitter
Thus it was decreed that baking day would hereby cease. Whilst delicious food was had by all, all things must come to an end. Even pastries. ✏️ Sep 1, 2008 David Celis twitter
About to once again brave the treacherous skies in a magical, flying Pringles can. ✏️ Aug 12, 2008 David Celis twitter
Drinking more coffee within these few days than I have in my entire life ✏️ Aug 10, 2008 David Celis twitter