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i want badly to be a good chef but i feel like i fail at any non-basic maintenance. i have a couple cast irons that have i cant keep seasoned. the few times ive tried sharpening my japanese knife on a water stone, i cant feel a burr. makes me feel like i can’t do anything right

hey @TwitterSafety @jack go look at the replies to basically any of sarah jeong’s recent tweets. how are you this bad at your jobs. how many reports are necessary before you actually do literally anything at all https://twitter.com/sarahjeong

what the fuck https://teamtactics.co.uk/blog/2018/08/13/cuddle-a-co-worker-team-building-fancy-it/

ok, Manafort found guilty on 8/18 charges… let’s do some math

5 counts of tax fraud… 3 years max for each…
2 counts of bank fraud… 30 years max for each…
1 count of failing to file foreign bank account… 5 years max…

… carry the zero… 🤔

seven actual months in prison?

real friends are the friends who will like your tweet and—when you realize you made a typo, delete your tweet, and re-post it—like it all over again

apparently @AIRNow needs some more infrastructure

we want a mayor who will prevent the police from firing tear gas grenades at people who are peacefully protesting a literal nazi militia https://twitter.com/tedwheeler/status/1031938320669007874

times and temps pls https://t.co/aamzKvsSGm

i’ve been pointing people towards @davidcelis as my main account but xoxo.zone’s local timeline has been what’s keeping me coming back. i should probably just invert that pointing 😂

democracy dies in darkness, right wapo? https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1029909966667345922

last night my girlfriend and our housemate made an entire cookie sheet of nachos and i didn’t even eat a single one. what have i become

just watched someone turn on their left turn signal AFTER illegally shifting out of an exit back onto I-5 and then leave their blinker on. i exited after a few miles and it was still on