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i miss the days where you just like… updated a driver for your graphics card. now your graphics card driver has its own whole dashboard complete with ads and… some sort of cloud syncing shit for my games? i don’t care i just wanna make sure my monitor screen doesn’t go black

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hi i got a haircut and i look good

my girlfriend makes great quiche and it is widely considered to be our household’s most precious resource

it’s one thing for an annoying, new @Twitter feature to occasionally put something i didn’t ask for in my feed. but every time they release a feature like this, the algorithms just pump my feed full of this shit

i just wrote 34 lines of rubby code, and all it contains is one single includes statement for an ActiveRecord call. happy friday

are you fucking kidding me, @Twitter? you added something even worse than “liked by”, and my timeline has three things like this in a row? i follow almost 300 people i don’t need this. i have ENOUGH CONTENT

i put potato chips in some scrambled eggs this morning and it gave me life

a very sudden and oddly combative assumption (which was just flat-out false, btw) was just posted to a slack im in and… just yikes

@brook @charlesv SO MUCH, SO GOOD

listen, if you say “gif” with a hard g, then you also have to say “gay peg”. i don’t make the rules

just ate poop-smoked trout AMA