by far my favorite Twitter pattern is “Random Man Who Barges Into Mentions Demanding Links”
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what fresh(ly-ground) hell is this https://twitter.com/andrewcrow/status/902287643869773826
hey @MongoDB wtf is this? ive never signed up for anything Mongo related, esp. not on my work email. no reason for me to be on this list.
throat’s still occasionally swelling up, still looks super irritated. i guess an ENT visit is in my near future
lots of people seeing this story and brushing it off as “wow what kind of crazy person does that”
remember: this is a common nazi pattern https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/902235874133286912
tfw your tests inexplicably start failing but then you merge master and they pass again
LOOK AT HOW AGILE I AM I’M SO INTO PAIR PROGRAMMING THAT NOBODY WILL DO IT WITH ME ANYMORE I HAVE TO PAIR PROGRAM WITH MYSELF HNNNGGGHHHH
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spoiler free: the last five minutes of Game of Thrones felt like a decades-old sci fi movie to me
i love that @pokpokpdx will tell you “this $15 dish needs sticky rice! don’t forget it!!!” and then they charge you another $3 just for rice
have a friend coming over to play mario kart later so i just ordered a switch pro controller to be delivered in 1-2 hours. the future is now
fuck your feelings. and then hold them closely for a while to really foster that emotional connection
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