A photo of me wearing a blue blazer and pocket square while on a horse, looking quite dapper.

David Celis

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I checked in at Helium Comedy Club / Portland / OR

guess i’m gonna see this Bobcat Goldthwait guy do standup. i hear he’s pretty funny on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me

ME: maybe i’ll play around with fragment caching on my website
WEBSITE: bro the worst response times you’re getting are like 120ms. chill
ME: but if i’m not spending time on unnecessary optimizations, what am i even doing with my life?

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