lmao holy shit dude, you’re gonna need a new shovel soon https://twitter.com/biz/status/915463162639433728
I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR
VAGRANT: Vagrant failed to initialize at a very early stage.
ME: 30 minutes is very early? holy shit
THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A REMINDER FOR AN UPCOMING APPOINTMENT BUT A DATABASE ERROR OCCURRED. CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS
do you think Will Arnett ever imagined that his most important role would be a cartoon horse
i think the new dropbox design is fine. but i do wish that their design site actually worked in safari https://dropbox.design
so im really sick rn and this thing is happening that’s never happened to me before when i’ve been sick. things my body needs taste AMAZING
just spent 15 min trying to find the source of a buzzing sound in my living room thats been driving me nuts for days. it was a picture frame
“Someone needs to take hold of the dystopia dial and turn it back down. Quickly.” eats a $250 meal https://mhudack.com/blog/2017/10/1/san-francisco-now-with-more-dystopia
capitalism is disgusting http://marketwatch.com/story/gun-maker-stocks-surge-after-mass-shooting-in-las-vegas-2017-10-02
someone in this standup has such a strong mic that i can hear, in great detail, every time they swallow their drink
i wish owning anything made me happy https://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/914087597848322048