tfw u ate chorizo while wearing a light shirt and didn’t even get a single drop of oily meat juice on yr clothes
i got interviewed for a @BuzzFeed story about why five star rating systems are Bad™ https://buzzfeed.com/carolineodonovan/the-fault-in-five-stars
I checked in at Woodlawn Neighborhood / Portland / OR
I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR
new reply system makes it impossible to respond only to the person who RT’d a tweet. the original author of the tweet has to remain selected
lmao @ this non-apology. “Sorry for having to re-accommodate these customers” instead of “Sorry we beat the shit out of a passenger” https://twitter.com/united/status/851471781827420160
United: literally drags passenger forcibly off of a plane
Public: This is horrible. I am outraged.
Free market: buys up $UAL stock
Got these great Yarai rocks glasses for my birthday and then made a perfect Sazerac with the Death & Co recipe! #deathandco #sazerac #cocktails #gottalovethelattice https://instagram.com/p/BSryW22B9hG/
I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR
NO SERIOUSLY, TRUMP CANT READ. #trumpcantread https://twitter.com/searls/status/850756485265190912